You Acquired This! pits bubble towards bubble in household enjoyable challenges with no threat of overlap. Tara Ward provides us a number of of the challenges she’s finished along with her family throughout lockdown.
Collect all ye wood spoons and empty bins and put together to get pleasure from You Acquired This!, a brand new present that sees Kiwi households go head-to-head in a sequence of wacky lockdown challenges utilizing supplies discovered mendacity round the home. Whether or not it’s making marble tracks out of storage junk or whipping up a waterslide within the kitchen, You’ve Acquired This! embraces the concept you don’t want to depart the home to have enjoyable, one thing us introverts have been quietly murmuring to ourselves for a while now.
You Acquired This! is the proper storm of tv, an unpredictable half-hour of mad concepts, hard-case Kiwi households, and the prospect to peek inside different individuals’s homes with out being arrested for it. Plus, the present is hosted by the pleasant Bree Tomasel, who is aware of from operating the kooky challenges on Superstar Treasure Island that nice leisure comes from easy issues (Forky Coiny, I’ll always remember you. Cash! Rolled right into a fork! Genius).
These are difficult instances, and when you can’t deal with a number of loopy challenges now whilst you’re doing nothing (other than paid employment, home work, caring for others, supporting distance studying, and surviving probably the most troublesome and exhausting instances you’ll ever expertise), then when are you able to? I requested myself the identical query throughout lockdown and right here had been my solutions.
Problem: Watch each episode of The Chase
End result: The Chaser has been caught
The Chase is appointment viewing at one of the best of instances, however throughout lockdown it’s been a shining beacon of hope that marks the invisible end line of one other day finished. If it’s 4 o’clock, then it’s almost 5 o’clock, and if it’s 5 o’clock? It’s time for The Chase. Each evening Bradley Walsh beams into my lounge, coronary heart and soul, filling my weary mind with ineffective information that I’ll overlook by the advert break. What do you do to calm down, Tara? I keep at residence and watch The Chase, Bradley, thanks for asking.
Problem: Make a blanket fort
End result: I now personal a number of properties
Look, my children did all of the heavy lifting however I used to be undoubtedly website supervisor and likewise answerable for HR and due to this fact will take all of the credit score.
Problem: Lower my very own hair
End result: Nothing a thousand bobby pins can’t repair
I as soon as went to a hairdresser who promised me a brand new look involving “a fringe beneath a fringe”. Reader, it didn’t finish properly. A fringe beneath a fringe will not be a factor, so I went into this lockdown hair problem understanding the worst had already occurred. One pair of blunt scissors and some YouTube tutorials later, and it’s… advantageous. I’ve hats. It’s not like I didn’t make a sourdough starter, or something actually embarrassing.
Problem: Make a sourdough starter
End result: Go straight to jail, don’t cross Go
It appears really easy. “Simply put this dough within the oven,” one million shiny influencers promised, “and in 20 minutes, your life will change. You’ll be a greater particular person. Your grownup zits will disappear. Your complete life’s price rides on this scorching pocket of crusty deliciousness, which any idiot could make, particularly you.”
Lies. I devoted 4 days of my life to chucking flour, water and empty prayers right into a jar of hopes and desires, earlier than forgetting about it and discovering a smelly jar of thick sludge in my scorching water cabinet two weeks later. FYI, the grocery store sells bread.
Problem: Do a deep dive into the life and instances of Dr Ashley Bloomfield
End result: Kia ora koutou katoa and welcome to right this moment’s briefing
If it’s work-related stalking, it’s allowed, proper?
Problem: Get a fitness center physique
End result: No
I fancied a lockdown transformation that concerned day by day Les Mills TV exercises, common YouTube yoga classes, ritualistic skincare, and possibly a grand staircase and a sequin robe in a room filled with household and mates gasping “what an unbelievable specimen of physicality!” Alas, my solely exercise has been my proper elbow bending as I shovel extra meals into my gob whereas my different hand scrolls by photographs of pleased sourdough starters. My elbow has by no means seemed higher. Make of that what you’ll.
Problem: Superglue all of the damaged crap in my home again collectively
End result: We now have a winner
Superglue? Extra like SUPERHERO. I even began breaking stuff, simply to attach it again collectively. Everybody loves a contented ending.
Problem: Lastly learn The Luminaries
End result: Nonetheless two weeks of lockdown to go, something can occur
There’s no hurry, proper?
You may watch You Acquired This! at 7pm on TVNZ 2 tonight (April 30).
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